Friday, June 27, 2008

Kobe Raps to Rip on Shaq for Everything!

We are guessing that Kobe Bryant is unwilling to reply to Shaquille O'Neal's freestyle rap with a rap. So, we did it for him.
Shaq knows who I be.
He ain't won without players like me.
Penny, Wade, and Kobe.
Can't you see?
He ain't won without players like me.

You're the "difference between first and last?"
Did you forget about this season past?
The Heat were 9-37 through the trade.
The Suns were worse after it was made.

Shaq knows who I be.
He ain't won without players like me.
Penny, Wade, and Kobe.
Can't you see?
He ain't won without players like me.

Shaq, you is bashing Kareem.
You is bashing Ewing.
But how about Olajuwon?
Oh, he kicked your tush one-on-one?

Shaq knows who I be.
He ain't won without players like me.
Penny, Wade, and Kobe.
Can't you see?
He ain't won without players like me.

You were given talent matched by very few.
Then your tush just grew and grew.
So much talent went to waste.
Oh, and I don't know how your tush taste.

Shaq knows who I be.
He ain't won without players like me.
Penny, Wade, and Kobe.
Can't you see?
He ain't won without players like me.

Shaq, it was your darn itch,
Needing to relations that woman.
You should have been apologizing to Shaunie,
'Stead, you was complaining to me.

Shaq knows who I be.
He ain't won without players like me.
Penny, Wade, and Kobe.
Can't you see?
He ain't won without players like me.

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About the Undrafted Free Agent

Ron Crimson was the only player on the high school roster to not get in a game. He couldn't argue with the decision, because he sucked. Needless to say, yet stated anyway, when he entered the NBA draft following his sophomore season in college, he went undrafted. Now, Ron Crimson is the Undrafted Free Agent.

Contact the Undrafted Free Agent

Interested in informing the Undrafted Free Agent of his mistakes, advertisement opportunities, or a scoop on the latest sports scandal? (You can guess which is more likely.) Well, email him at undraftedfreeagent [at] gmail.com.

Look at This!

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