Saturday, April 12, 2008

Tim Duncan Drinks Bad Gatorade

This Gatorade tastes like urine. Sips again. No, really, this is urinze. Looks around; spots Gatorade-man. Hey, you. Did you urinate in this? Told no. Bull.

Posted by Ron Crimson at Saturday, April 12, 2008
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1 comments:

Anonymous,  April 14, 2008 at 10:21 AM  

DOes he actually know how piss tastes? And if it tasted like piss, why take a second sip???

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About the Undrafted Free Agent

Ron Crimson was the only player on the high school roster to not get in a game. He couldn't argue with the decision, because he sucked. Needless to say, yet stated anyway, when he entered the NBA draft following his sophomore season in college, he went undrafted. Now, Ron Crimson is the Undrafted Free Agent.

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